Computer Info with PowerShell
Dump this into your magical little CMD (Top) or PowerShell (Bottom) window as admin, and you are off to the races. Enjoy, feel free to cry if something is wrong.
Batch
cd %temp% && powershell -c "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'https://git.icanhazfiles.com/cmyron/computer-info-gatherer/-/raw/main/Computer_Info.ps1' -OutFile '.\Computer_Info.ps1'" && powershell.exe -Executionpolicy unrestricted -command .\Computer_Info.ps1 && del .\Computer_Info.ps1
PowerShell
cd $env:temp; powershell -c "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'https://git.icanhazfiles.com/cmyron/computer-info-gatherer/-/raw/main/Computer_Info.ps1' -OutFile $env:temp'\Computer_Info.ps1'"; powershell.exe -Executionpolicy unrestricted -command .\Computer_Info.ps1; rm .\Computer_Info.ps1
Source Code: https://git.icanhazfiles.com/cmyron/computer-info-gatherer/-/tree/main